THE WRITERS OF ROHAN
1. Due to the pandemic stay at home. Your best bet is to ask your parents for a pound of your favorite candy or a pint of ice cream so you and your family are staying safe.
2. This year make sure you accessorize, wear your mask! Make sure it works well with your costume. Best costume options for this year: a surgeon, a crime scene cleaner, a nuclear bomb squad or a bomb disposal expert.
3. If you decide to trick or treating, plan your route so you collect the maximum amount of loot in the minimum amount of time.
2. Always park your broomsticks in the designated areas on the roof.
3. Make yourself visible – put as much LED as you can stomach.
4. For the maximum sugar rush effect wait to eat all your candies till you get home.
5. Make sure your parents sort all your candy. If they don’t like what you got ask for a refund.
6. If you can’t eat any more candy, stop, drink a glass of milk and then continue until you are ready to puke.
7. Brush your teeth well unless you have saved enough money for a dentist and a cavity treatment. Beware of pain!
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Halloween comics
Halloween JOKES
Q: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
A: Lots of blood tests!
Q: What do you call a kind and considerate monster?
A: A complete failure.
Q: What do you call a werewolf who is lost?
A: A were-am-I-wolf.
Q: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
A: Candy corneas.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
"Watch the board and I'll go through it again..."
Halloween GAMES
HALLOWEEN
SPOT THE TWELVE DIFFERENCES
