THE WRITERS OF ROHAN

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Q: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws!

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Q: What do you get if you cross an Christmas tree with a iPad?

A: A pineapple!

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Q: Why did the elf go to the doctor?

A: Because he had low elf esteem!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite!

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Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

A: Rude-olph!